Grimm thoughts
A while back, I began reading the fairy tales of the brothers Grimm. The Grimms were a couple of German academics who collected and published old folklore. Some of the stories, such as Snow White and the seven dwarves, Cinderella and The sleeping beauty, are well known to modern audiences in large part thanks to Walt Disney. However, the original stories are notoriously grim (pun intended) and often inexplicably cruel to the point of absurdity. Surely, though, there must be some wisdom to be gained by reviewing this literature.
I think it’s safe to say that the Grimm fairy tales have passed their spoiler-alert expiration date. So, I’ll be summarizing the plots and trying my best to decipher the moral of the story. Rest assured, we’ll get to Hans Christian Andersen as well, but for now, los gehts!
Rapunzel
Do you like sallad? Do you have a drug problem? Or do you just want to imprison children? Then this is the story for you…
Faithful John
Do you like jewelry? Are you a birder? Or do you just want to murder your children? Then this is the story for you…
The three snake-leaves
Do you like sailing? Would you die for your spouse? Or do you just want to murder them? Then this is the story for you…
Hansel and Grethel
Are you hungry? Do you like hiking? Or do you just want to murder your children? Then this is the story for you…
The three spinners
Do you like to sew? Are you an efficient worker? Or do you just want to beat your children? Then this is the story for you…
The three little men in the wood
Do you like strawberries? Are you a little person? Or do you just want to abuse your stepchildren? Then this is the story for you…
Brother and sister
Do you like to hunt? Do you have stepchildren? Would you like to murder said stepchildren? Then this is the story for you…
The twelve brothers
Are you tired of doing laundry? Do you want to live in a secluded cottage in the woods? Or do you just want to murder your children? Then this is the story for you…
The wonderful musician
Do you enjoy live music? Do you like hiking? Or do you just want to murder animals? Then this is the story for you…
The wolf and the seven little kids
Do you like lamb? Are you a single parent? Or do you just want to murder children? Then this is the story for you…
Cat and mouse in partnership
My first foray into the Grimm brothers was grim indeed and I will never again look at my cats in the same way…
